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How a geek expresses love…
Right now, off the top of my head, I am going to come up with a couple of ways a geek expresses love…
1. You are the light in my hatch…
2. I would never treat you like a Padme
3. Are we traveling 88 miles an hour? Because I am burning up…
4. (When purposing) One ring to rule them all…
5. I shouldn’t be falling in love, it’s against the Jedi code…
6. You make my heart feel like a real arc reactor…
7. I am so glad our streams got crossed.
8. You are my directive…
9. I think she is the one, or should i say “Neo”
thats all i got for right now… gonna come up with some more throughout the day…
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Make yourself a paper dexter… :)
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It is time to come clean…
Ladies…
No, I do not like your Ugg boots. I don’t like them one bit…
I dated a girl who thought it would be awesome to get a nice “comfy” pair of Uggs to wear EVERY single day of the year! It gets annoying. It is the equivilant of me deciding to wear an all grey sweatsuit around town. Why? Because, I feel like being “comfy” No, ladies… no. I don’t care if it feels like having 10 tiny little slaves massaging your feet as you walk. They are not cool… Anything but these boots, anything!
One time, a girl scammed my friend into buying her some Uggs for Christmas… you know how that turned out? NOOOOT COOL… She got Uggs, he got shut down. Well, friend… At least you never had to be seen around town with a girl wearing those native american looking moon boots.
Thats right, they look like a moon boot for a Navajo Astronaut.
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This rabbit is one of the following…
1. Hitting the gym…
2. Giving up on life…
3. Body conscious…
4. Proud parent of three…
5. Soccer mom…
6. Recently divorced…
7. A relaxing housewife of Orange County…
8. All of the above…
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My Buddy Barak takes children’s drawings and spices them up :)
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I liked the movie, but this is pretty classic :)
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Where The Wild Things Are- Directed by Spike
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i do not like this show… but, this is dead on…
